28 April 2010

Wait, that's NOT a weapon in your pants? You must be pleased to see me.

Perhaps both...

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27 April 2010

http://fiction.tokiohotelfiction.com/viewstory.php?sid=15444&chapter=2

Knew it was you XD

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25 April 2010

What has been your favorite life experience other than you husband or family?

Probably when I've gotten to meet the musicians who've impacted my life the most; Bono & The Edge, AFI, Jeff Martin from The Tea Party, Ian and Lee from Lostprophets and several others.

It seems fanboyish and stupid to some but there's a lot of value for me in having been able to have met these men, shake their hands (or get a hug, THAT is awesome) and say "Thank you".

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Does it bother you at all that people seem to be fascinated by your relationship/sex life?

Nah. If something's too intrusive I'll say so, or snark it depending on context.

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When you've finished fapping, mind if I get a quick rundown on what you liked best?

I really liked the characterization for both of them; it WORKED and I could just see something like that playing out. "The rules" build up such a sense of DXH's character long before you encounter the man, it works really well and there's such an "----oshit" moment when Bill gets caught XD

MOAR BITTE

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You don't need to masturbate? Ok, your answer made my brain jump straight to this image of like, british royalty. "Oh, that's Wilkins. He does all my wanking for me. Capital chap." I thought you should know. It's funny.

ROTFL. I know some people who seriously need someone like that XD

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What job does your husband do?

Network engineer. Internet stuff I couldn't even begin to explain, let alone understand.

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What happened to the photomeme posting? :(

Life got insane for a bit there with all the flooding up here, plus a bit of a medical crisis. But I'll finish it. I think I posted about four of the original requests and then one of our workboots after the flood.. I'll pick up from there.

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Do you sleep with a weapon? (Don't say 'the one in my pants' plz)

that's not a joke I'd ever make, to be completely honest.

but to answer the question, yes, I do.

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24 April 2010

http://fiction.tokiohotelfiction.com/viewstory.php?sid=15444 Have fun! Chapter two is already under way.

OH. MY. GOD.

Moar moar moar moar moar moar moar!!

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Hee! I knew there had to be other couples out there that did the sock thing. The more important question though is do you share hair products?

Pretty much, yeah. He sometimes needs to use this Frizz-Ease stuff which I don't, but otherwise it's Garnier gel or spray.

He actually uses quite a bit more of it than I do, to keep presentable for work so they don't give him crap for having long hair. I only do mine up if I'm going out somewhere where I give a crap how I look.

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How often to do masturbate? Does your man like to watch?

1) Almost never. No need to ;)

2) No.. not that I'm aware of, anyway.

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Do you ever wander around naked at home?

Not when housemate or kid is around to have to see it. Otherwise, sure.

I've been known to wander around my yard barearsed as well, middle of the night for that though.

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First part is up. It's called Beautiful Thieves :p I can give you a link if you want

Ooooooooooh, ja bitte?!!

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I'm really jealous of gay men. It seems like they have more options for sensory stuff going on during orgasm and therefore more enjoyable sex than anyone else on the planet. Aside from sex, what's the best part of being a guy and dating another guy?

Not having to sort whose underwear is whose? XD Though that isn't quite true; I have a distinct fondness for these black Merona boxer briefs from Target and he prefers them slightly looser, so he's delineated those as "YOUR shorts" but the rest of them are fair game between us. Same with socks and t-shirts. It'd probably also be true for pants, except he's quite a bit taller than me so not so practical there.

Laundry aside.. probably just a certain level of understanding one another that may or may not be possible with a straight couple - never having really been in a straight relationship, I don't have much to compare it against and don't know if that's actually true or not. I hear my brother rant about his fiancee and he has this "I dunno, it's girl stuff" catchphrase about not understanding some of her thought processes and reactions and decisions, which seems a bit cliché to me but it's the kind of thing I'm talking about.

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22 April 2010

How do you feel about cuddling after?

Always a good thing. Depending on context, mind, but hell, a really good cuddle scene can be better than.. well, yeah. XD

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21 April 2010

Have you ever eaten roadkill?

Eaten, no. Skinned, and preserved the skeleton? yes.

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18 April 2010

...Lambert didn't write those lyrics. O_o; Ryan Tedder did and he sang it damn better too. Lambert just covered the song. Ew.

Apologies, I'm not really familiar with either one of them.

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17 April 2010

Do you collect any particular animal?

Hedgehogs and bluejays, but really any of em just the weirder the better. There's a stuffed shoggoth around here somewhere, and a Nyarlathotep...

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Why do people insist on asking you all these nauseatingly 'think positive! It'll cure you!' questions?

Delusion and denial. Makes me want to put their head through a wall.

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No old childhood stuffed things? I mean, I know some people got bears and stuff over twenty years old. Not me, mind. Just friends.

Kiddo has most of those. I've got some of the ones I had as a kid but they're not in the bed. 30+ years of dust mites? nein danke...

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Do you have any stuffed animals in your bed/bedroom?

I think the only one currently in the bed is the manatee m'sweetie got me in Florida, but there's stuffed critters all over the house really. The weirder the better.

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I'm not angry because I get lost in all the beauty of everything I see, the world ain't half as bad as they paint it to be. If all the sons and all the daughters stopped to take it in, hopefully the hate would subside and love would begin.

Lambert lyrics are all well and good, but they don't pay the mortgage or erase the memories.

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What are your kinks?

Why do you want to know?

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What's your morning routine like?

Pee/wash up. Let dogs out. Smoke. Feed dogs. Feed cats. COFFEE. Make sure bunnyrabbit has food and water. Check email/LJ. MOAR COFFEE.

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Why are you angry?

Why aren't you?

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Did you ever have a crush on Kurt Cobain?

Ughhhh no. None of the grunge-rock types ever got my attention that way.

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13 April 2010

What is the stupidest thing you've done on your own free will?

07 April 2010

Are there any foods that just gross you out at the thought of them?

mayonnaise. i can't even TYPE it without getting nauseated. *hwoark*

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On your music playlist/ipod/whatever you play music on, what is your top played song? Are you surprised? The next two on your list?

the top two are still:
1: The Ligature - Blaqk Audio
2: Cities of Night - Blaqk Audio

(and #3 is 1000 Meere....)
I'm a bit surprised at that, but then again I do tend to have obsessive times when i just put one song on infinite repeat for hours and hours...

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