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Can I have a random tale from your EMT days? Preferably one that makes me both stare in awe and do the ick dance.

Well.. here, pick one...

1) Lady who'd been dead for ~2 weeks in July by the time we got called

2) Lady who'd been on the floor for 4 days before anyone missed her (and was alive when we got there; turned out to be a hoarder...)

3) Guy who fell asleep on the train tracks and got run over by a train

4) Lady who attempted suicide with a .22 which didn't actually penetrate her skull but made an almighty mess

Have at it.