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Ducks are waddling, quacking evil. Yes?

OMG YOU HAVE NO IDEAAAAA My motherinlaw had this... THING.. apparently it was a Muscovy "duck" which is actually a kind of wild goose not actually a duck but OH MY GOD EVIL EVIL EVIL it didn't even quack, it went HISS HISS HISS and tried to peck your balls if you were male.. I once spent fifteen minutes punting the thing down the driveway because it kept flying back up at me and i'd go *BOOT* and he'd come right back again....

Have at it.