Have you ever had a stalker?

Yeah. Two... one when I was a teenager, long before the internet version or whatever. The other was while I was in college.

The first one was a guy who lived in the neighborhood; my dad made him go away when I finally told him what was going on... small hint: do NOT fuck with the Viet Nam veteran's kids.

The second... was my ex, le sigh.

Have at it.