How often do you have sex anyway? I thought marriage and kids and stuff was supposed to kill your sex life

Lies, all lies.

Refer to a few questions below, where I stated I don't NEED to jerk off... yeah. I'm all set, trust me.

Has to do with putting the work into your marriage... don't take for granted that the spark stays lit. You have to keep it alive somehow. It's hard work sometimes, not gonna lie. You have to be mindful. Make time for each other. A million little things rather than a few big ones makes all the difference, even if it's just a butt squeeze when he gets home and mentioning the fit of his jeans is rather nice... we'll be together sixteen years in August; that doesn't happen all by itself.

Have at it.