Scenario: You wake up in the middle of the night to find a duck staring intently at you through your bedroom window. What do you do?

Depends what kind of duck...
one of those Muscovy motherfuckers? KILL IT WITH FIRE KILL IT KILL IT KILL KILL KILL AAAIIEEEE...

uhm. yeah. Otherwise, wonder how in hell there's a duck looking through my bedroom window when we're on the second floor...

Have at it.