I hope you realize that you are not actually married. It is disturbing and troubling that you would take a sacred act and use the term to describe the nest of filth in which you live.

Check again. Sanctioned by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, sweet cheeks, not your church or temple or other assorted imaginary friends.

You may also want to check up on that whole "separation thereof" thing a bit more closely, while you're reading.

Consensual love is sacred in itself; it's really rather sad it frightens you so. Get some help, will you? It's got to be a really depressing way of life, thinking the way you do...

Have at it.