it makes sense. I was anticipating you not being entirely comfortable. there is something in the mail for you. it is being forwarded through some friends to maintain anonymity. if all goes to plan you should receive it late this week or early next week

...Just tell me this isn't some variant on a prelude to a suicide or something.
Sorry if that seems morbid; I've just seen something like it before, someone giving away all they had before taking their leave.
My friend Michael's ring came to me that way. I know you're keeping anon but... this isn't that kind of thing, is it?

Have at it.